Back in Georgia

Okay Guys, I'm back in Georgia. Still 70, still sassy. This is what happened:

My husband went down to the court house, found our marriage license had NOT expired so he went to Florida and got me back!

True story: Back in the '50's it was very difficult to get good TV reception. My uncle was on the roof "adjusting" the antenna so as to get the best possible picture. My grandmother came out and said JC be careful, don't fall. He replied "it's okay I have insurance". My grandmother said " it's only life insurance". Do you get it? (my comment - if you're gonna fall make sure it's fatal!).....Cole told me to post this family story.

It was such pleasure meeting you all and spending time with you especially in the service. Nick don't forget the left rear corner is mine when I visit. Keep it "saved" for me. Love to everyone.
I'll post if anything exciting happens here. ROTFLOL!

Sassy, Sandy Webster

phone replacement

Hooray! New phone on the way. Had to order from Alltel, I can't believe Orlando doesn't have an Alltel location. They said I'd get it Tuesday. Happy again, Sassy Oh for anyone who doesn't know what happened, I dropped my cell phone out in service this morning and we "think" Bro. Howard ran over it. He said it was probably someone else because he had dropped Sis Howard & I off for BS and someone else "could" have done the bad deed. So I dropped the case since I only had "circumstantial" evidence. He was sooooo relieved!!! LOL

"Falling just a tad short of all there"

I love these, do anyone have any to share? This my favorite. He has "bubbles" in his think tank! Sassy

I LK TS, U LK TS?

M R Ducks. M R Not! O S M R, C M Wangs. L I B, M R Ducks! Sassy

Post for Nick

I've read all of Grisham's books. Favorites are The Client, The Rainmaker and Runaway Jury. It's rare this day and time to find someone who can produce a book that is clean and enjoyable. Just like in comedy, filth is not necessary to be funny, i,e Jack Benny, George Burns and Barney Fife! Sassy Seventy

Info and Chelsea's favorite joke

My goal is to post this without using " I " even once, except just now. Here is a little background. This girl was born in Ga. 70 yrs ago this May 28th, an only child so am probably the OLDEST "blogger" in the world! Favorites: Movie/s. "The god's Must be Crazy" and "To Kill a Mockingbird". Food: my husband Charles' barbecued pork chops. Aurthor: hands down , John Grisham but also Robin Cook, after reading his "Contagion" didn't eat burgers for a year! Enough is enough. Here's the joke: Two men are riding thru a very small Alabama town called Arab. They got into a heated argument about the pronounciation of the town's name - one says A-rab (long A- rab like rabbit) the other says no it's Arab (like a scheikh) this goes on several minutes as they wait out the only traffic light. So one says to the other well let's go into this store and ask someone how to pronouce the name properly. So they approached an obvious local and asked "please tell us how to pronouce where we are and say it real slow" the surprised man replied: P.. I.. G.. G.. L.. Y W.. I..G.. G..L.. Y.